Roseanne (TV Series)

The Blaming of the Shrew (1995)

Michael Fishman: D.J. Conner

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• Lisa : D.J., I was just telling David about that thing you do. Let's show him.

  David Healy : Oh that's not necessary.

  D.J. Conner : Nah, it's okay.

  [sticks a metal spoon to his forehead] 

  Lisa : [ecstatic]  I love this man!

• D.J. Conner : Okay, I think I've got this.

  Roseanne Conner : Well you said the same thing about long division.

  D.J. Conner : I was going out with Lisa because I thought the woman is supposed to boss the man around, but that's wrong, nobody's supposed to boss anybody around.

  Dan Conner : That's right.

  D.J. Conner : So can I go to the lake with Lisa and her parents?

  Roseanne Conner : No because you're grounded, but your dad and I are gonna go to the lake with Lisa's parents.