Roseanne (TV Series)

The Blaming of the Shrew (1995)

Johnny Galecki: David Healy

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Quotes 

• Lisa : D.J., I was just telling David about that thing you do. Let's show him.

  David Healy : Oh that's not necessary.

  D.J. Conner : Nah, it's okay.

  [sticks a metal spoon to his forehead] 

  Lisa : [ecstatic]  I love this man!

• David Healy : I don't think you treat D.J. very well.

  Lisa : Do you have any idea the amount of crap I have to put up with for being his girlfriend?

  David Healy : Then why don't you break up?

  Lisa : Because there's one thing he does *very* well, if you get my meaning.