Roseanne (TV Series)
The Blaming of the Shrew (1995)
Ashley Johnson: Lisa
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Quotes
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Lisa : [after being very polite to the Conners, to D.J] Who gets drunk and cuts this family's hair?
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Lisa : D.J., I was just telling David about that thing you do. Let's show him.
David Healy : Oh that's not necessary.
D.J. Conner : Nah, it's okay.
[sticks a metal spoon to his forehead]
Lisa : [ecstatic] I love this man!
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David Healy : I don't think you treat D.J. very well.
Lisa : Do you have any idea the amount of crap I have to put up with for being his girlfriend?
David Healy : Then why don't you break up?
Lisa : Because there's one thing he does *very* well, if you get my meaning.