Dick Martin: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Dan Rowan : Ladies and gentlemen, in our audience tonight we are honored to have one of the greatest names in comedy: Milton Berle.

  Dick Martin : And I'm sure that if we give him a big round of applause, he'll be willing to sit down.

• Charlie : Got a letter from old Harry yesterday.

  Old Hippie : Good old Heavy Harry. Haven't seen him in twenty years. What's he doing?

  Charlie : Twenty years.

• Dick Martin : How come Milton doesn't interrupt you?

  Dan Rowan : I had a deal worked out.

  Unle Miltie : I only interrupt the straight men.

  Dan Rowan : That was the deal.

• Dick Martin : I know a girl who has a million dollar figure.

  Dan Rowan : You don't say.

  Dick Martin : But the top half is counterfeit.