Laugh-In (TV Series)
Guest Starring Milton Berle (1970)
Dan Rowan: Self - Host
Quotes
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Dan Rowan : Ladies and gentlemen, in our audience tonight we are honored to have one of the greatest names in comedy: Milton Berle.
Dick Martin : And I'm sure that if we give him a big round of applause, he'll be willing to sit down.
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Arte Johnson : Every morning I wake up and I touch my shoes 25 times.
Dan Rowan : No fooling.
Arte Johnson : Then I get out of bed and I put them on.
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Dan Rowan : Teresa, did you hear the government has spent, in the past two years, 28 million dollars renting buildings in Vietnam?
Teresa Graves : My goodness! Listen, if we just stop paying the rent, maybe we can get evicted.
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Dick Martin : How come Milton doesn't interrupt you?
Dan Rowan : I had a deal worked out.
Unle Miltie : I only interrupt the straight men.
Dan Rowan : That was the deal.
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Dick Martin : I know a girl who has a million dollar figure.
Dan Rowan : You don't say.
Dick Martin : But the top half is counterfeit.