The Suck It, Gary! trio enjoys a sleepover, two recently deceased jerks enjoy their new ghostly existence, and a woman with a gluten sensitivity is labeled a witch.
A car salesman will do literally anything to sell cars, Gary is pranked during a Boy Scouts campout, and a gun-toting homeowner confronts the Easter Bunny.
Jerk Chicken visits a strip club, a group of forest animals make a dress for Cinderella, and director Buck LaFontaine wreaks havoc at the TripTank offices.
Sammy tries to make "Jeff & Some Aliens" into a hit TV show, Ricky the Rocketship tries to prevent a gang war, and Chaz Sinclair throws a bachelor party at his hillside mansion.
The TripTank staff testifies in front of a congressional committee, Ricky the Rocketship botches a rescue mission, and a father takes his kids on a wild ride.
Receptionist Steve keeps getting aroused at work, Jeff has to prevent Chad from impregnating Linda with a future evil dictator on "Jeff & Some Aliens," and a lizard fights a robotic scorpion whose battle tail looks like a dick.
A kid participates in a role-playing game via webcam, immigrants' names get changed at Ellis Island, and the guys try to prank Gary at the mall on "Suck It, Gary!"
An auctioneer tries to pick up a woman in a bar, an evil spirit finds itself in an unlikely vessel, and Bethiffer sues a Chinese restaurant for false advertising.
Stand-Up Dad's family is unhappy with his "Rocko" character, Bootf**ker McGillicutty hosts another edition of "Pills, Pills, Pills," and the noble Sir Ian fights a warlock.