Family Guy (TV Series)

Single White Dad (2023)

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Tom Tucker, Seamus

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Quotes 

• Peter Griffin : I guess lying about having a dead wife to eat popcorn wasn't the best idea.

  Cleveland Brown : That's a nice story, Peter. Did anyone else break any sacraments this week?

  Glenn Quagmire : Well, there's two things you can do from here. Break it off or go full scumbag. If you're interested in going scumbag, I sell a starter kit!

• Peter Griffin : Get ready for the greatest video game of all time. Donkey Kong!

  [Game begins] 

  Chris Griffin : This game suuuucks!

  Peter : What are you talking about?

  Chris : Uuh, what Universe does this even take place in? Everything needs to take place in a Universe!

  Peter : It's a warehouse with ladders where a monkey took a girl.

  Chris : What about the micro-transactions that slowly bankrupt our family? Or the children slinging racist taunts into your earpiece?

  Peter : It has two buttons and I have to look down when I press'em.

• Peter Griffin : I don't golf.

  Glenn Quagmire : Nobody does! Golf was invented purely so husbands could cheat on their wives. A six hour game in a completely different town where you need special shirts? I don't think so!