There are certain movies that provide you with quality entertainment for a couple of hours which allow you to leave the world behind and become wrapped up in their artistry. These are called good movies. There are movies which are completely ridiculous travesties which still provide a couple hours of entertainment (for the right or wrong reasons). These are called cult movies. Then there are movies like Battlefield:Earth, where time seems to slow to a crawl as you count the seconds for the idiocy to end. These are called garbage, trash, etc. These films are not even fun to mock, they can only be endured, or abandoned. No amount of wit or alcohol can make this an enjoyable experience. I went to see this movie to have a good laugh. I didn't even get that. Stay away from this film. If you have a hankering for a Travolta movie, I would recommend any of the "Look Who's Talking" movies before this. They are better written, better acted, better directed, and actually look like they have a higher budget (the effects of this movie look shockingly similar to Babylon 5 or that Hercules TV show). If you can find any joy out of this mess, you are a better person than me.
Review of Battlefield Earth
