Review of Battlefield Earth

"Battlefield Earth" is not the worst movie ever done but it is bad on its own unique, personal and uncomparable way that made me when the end credits started, just sit there in the front of the screen, and wonder what it was i just saw. We have all heard about the neck breaking tilted camera, the stolen scenes from better movies, the 1000 year old jet planes and the extremely stupid aliens so i will not go further with that. The thing i really wants to point out, is that nobody involved in the making of this movie seems to know how to tell a story. When the movie begins it just starts, and that in the middle of something, with no character presentation or anything who gives the audience any chance to understand who this people that all of a sudden appeared in front of them, are. -and then it goes on like this- things just happens and characters just appears from nowhere, and that until a rebellion all of a sudden begins and the movie mercifully ends. Another thing i wants to mention is the painful, ear killing sound track. Elia Cmiral who did the wonderful music to "Ronin", are here involved in an experiment to find out if it is possible that a symphony orchestra can emulate a nuclear weapon. I found it by some reason, impossible to lower the sound on my Tv-set, because every time i did, the sound track added a megaton, went BOOOOM and almost wiped out my living room. The good thing about the movie is that it is not boring, like all real turkeys- it will make you laugh but buy your self a couple ear plugs before you watch it.