Review of Cage

Cage (1989)
10/10
Relive 1989! Cage Fighting Style.
4 February 2008
Warning: Spoilers
While the rest of the American forces in Nam were snorting crack, Lou Ferrigno ("Billy") was bench-pressing the entire ho chi min trail. This came in handy about 2.5 minutes into the movie when he saves the captain from certain death somewhere in SoCal. Unfortunately, in the process Billy is shot in the brain. Problem? HA! Mere flesh wound! Cue touching and affectionate scene where it becomes all too clear that Billy is full of both honor, sick-yo yo skillz, and stupid. Yes, especially stupid. You can probably skip the next 60 min of the movie now. Skipping... NOW FRICKIN AWESOME CAGE FIGHT. If watching Lou Ferrigno act 8 yrs old for 1.5 hours then beat the crap out of stereotypical Asian gangs is your thing, this is the movie for you.
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