Bigfoot Wars (2014)
3/10
Don't Waste Your Time (Some Spolers)
8 September 2014
Warning: Spoilers
When I was kid, I read a lot of books about UFO's, the Bermuda Triangle, and Bigfoot. Naturally, when I saw that "Bigfoot Wars" had a decent rating, I gave it a chance. Unfortunately, the films decent rating was undeserved, and disingenuous. I even fell asleep during my first attempt to watch it, and it's a fairly short film. Well, being a fairly open minded person, I gave the movie a second chance, & made it all the way through. The first scene was a perfect metaphor for the film as a whole. The mayor of a small town in the U.S., is just about to sit on the john after having his way with a local working girl. Out of nowhere you hear a loud noise, and see glimpses of big hairy limbs. When the working girl goes to check out the commotion, she discovers a bloody mess, and is kidnapped by Bigfoot. Anyhow, this movie reminded me of a movie that you'd see for free on the science fiction channel. As for Bigfoot himself, there's a whole shrewdness of them, and none of them show an ounce of individuality, or intellect. All of them looked the same, ugly, and Neanderthal like. Do yourself a favor, and don't make the mistake that I did by watching this film. If you like Bigfoot, you'd be better off watching an episode of Animal Planet's "Finding Bigfoot".
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