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Sat, Jan 16, 1999
Ryan's big love. Well, literally. All in the name of money. Yes, Ryan becomes the one pursued. By a, well, big, er, rather large chick. Who happens to be loaded. Lots and lots loaded. And so, instead of a career selling rotting oranges to passing motorists, Ryan lines himself up for easy street. Gigolo time. Big time.
Sat, Jan 23, 1999
If she'd be the spokesperson for a bank, Tiffany has the chance to do a lucrative TV commercial. But it's the same bank that turned down Jack's loan when she was a kid, and she then had to lose out on any Christmas present. No forgetting, no forgiving, Malloy rule. Of course, blonde hussy Barbara is waiting in the wings, eager to grab the opportunity for herself. And Ryan found an abandoned dog he believes to be Toby The Wonder Dog from the movie Old Feller, and is trying to find it a home. Bared fangs face Ross. And Jack, who had really meant that loan for investing in twenty-five percent of a little company called Microsoft, plans his just revenge. Every dog gets his day.
Sat, Feb 6, 1999
Basketball yet again. Jack is supposed to play a Father/Son basketball game with Ross. The lure of the trophy is his only incentive, but Ross? That little loser? So, he has other ideas. Even Ryan is preferable. Tiffany has to keep Ross in the dark. And Floppy has a gripe against dentists. Solution: Kill them all.
Sat, Feb 13, 1999
Barbara is padding her Harvard resume with outright lies. Like, she'd been a secretary of the Pope. Utter drivel. Jack's parenting skills include urging his daughter to appreciate the value of being untruthful, so she follows suit. Pretends to be able to play the violin like a professional concert performer. Harvard would lap that up. But she can't play. Will just wing it. False notes ensue. But in front of the right audience, in a red dress paired with high heels... Vanessa Mae, eat your heart out.
Sat, Feb 20, 1999
Never give up. A young tycoon, the owner of several fast food restaurants, falls in love with Tiffany, and to woo her over, hires unemployable Ryan, and promises easy-to-please Jack an enormously huge TV. But Tiffany spurns his advances. Obsessed, he names his latest dish after her. Tiffany Burger. Yum.
Sat, Feb 27, 1999
Aw, no. Tiffany has yet again found Mr. Right. The problem this time is that he's just absolutely too disconcertingly perfect. He's smarter than Tiffany, beats her at chess, is just all round super at everything he does. So she decides to dump him. But then realizes she can't give up anybody this great. Meanwhile, Mr. Floppy starts thinking about the future. After all, this is the final season of the show. What's he gonna do? Ah, hot club dancer. Too bad nothing like that for Jack.
Sat, May 22, 1999
College acceptance showdown as Tiffany and Barbara open up their responses from Harvard. And, as Jack finally makes it big in the business world, Mr. Floppy faces his existential crisis: If there is no place for him in Jack's imagination anymore, he is dead. Ominously, this is the last episode. Farewell, old friend.