Family Guy (TV Series)
Ocean's Three and a Half (2009)
Patrick Warburton: Joe Swanson
Quotes
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Joe Swanson : Guys... put the money back and get outta there.
Peter Griffin : What? Are you out of your mind?
Joe Swanson : Tell him, Megatron.
Megatron : Do as I command!
Peter Griffin : Okay, okay, jeez.
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Dr. Hibbert : [Bonnie Swanson is in labor] Okay, Mrs. Swanson, you're almost there. Push! Push!
Joe Swanson : Get outta there! Get the hell outta my wife, you little bastard!
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Joe Swanson : I don't know, Peter. We've been out here all day and we haven't managed to interest a single woman in our massage parlor.
Peter Griffin : Wait a minute, here comes somebody. Excuse me, stressed-out lady. May I interest you in a full-release relaxation massage?
Woman on street : Oh, yeah. Just what I need: To be rubbed down by a big fatty, an old black guy, a cripple and a pervert.
Cleveland Brown : Now we don't have any money, AND our feelings are hurt.
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Joe Swanson : Guys! Bonnie's going into labor! We gotta get her to the hospital! Quick, Peter, get the car!
Peter Griffin : No way! I don't want pregnant mess in my back seat.
Cleveland Brown : Oh, come on. You're the guy who soiled his pants while test driving that sports car.