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Napoleon (2023)
It barely meets the truth...
What could have been a great epic was turned into a small, cheesy, boring rainy saturday afternoon tv-like pop show. It lacks accuracy everywhere, its filled with fantasy and the wild directors imagination. So many false events, so many gaps, too much lack of context and connection. It just fails miseraly in what it was supposed to be, although I was not expecting a documentary or so. Watch it if you wanna spend some time but dont expect to learn anything from it and dont take it too serious, as you will be definetely defrauded.
Now lets see if I can make the last characters needed for this review...
F9 (2021)
Fast crap!!!
About half the way of the series it just went down the drain! A crappy copy of mission impossible or recent bad bond movies with focus on crappy cgi fx! They should have ended this crap a long time ago!
American Assassin (2017)
Hollywood at its worst... Again!
Skinhead islamic fundamentalists?? And then throw a junkass hipster to a war zone like hes rambo or something! What a piece of crap!
Death Proof (2007)
Another piece of crap by crapantino...
How can this idiot make movies anyway? Its all rubbish from a creep psycho!!!
Long Shot (2019)
Another shiiit rogen stuff
Crao crap crap and more crap!!!! Itd just a crappy crap all over again from this junky shotty rogen!!!
Speed (1994)
5 stars for the thriller and thats it!
Its impossible to don't pay attention to all those basic physics errors! Add to it typical Hollywood foolish stuff and you got yourself a typical bubble gum movie for a Sunday afternoon!
Standoff (2016)
Dull and Numb = DUMB!!!
About one and a half hour of pure nonsense! Who pays for this crap, really??
Hostiles (2017)
A good perspective with some fails
First of all, it's not indians, it's native americans! Indians are from India! Second, there's no pc in recognizing that america was formed on the annihilation of native american civilizations and destroying most of the nature in the continent! Now with that in mind, it was a good watchable movie with some clear factual mistakes that always happen in every movie from Hollywood!
Highlander (1992)
Lame...
There can be only one, and that's the first movie! All that came after, movies and series like this one, just suck big time!
Survive the Night (2020)
Why Bruce, why?
Why don't these 80's action movie heroes just retire and spend their millions in parties and stuff instead of trying one last nail in the foot, over and over again?!
Desperados (2020)
A very bad copy of Road Trip for millenials...
Netflix just can't make a single thing right these days! They became a lame rubbish producing house, like a frat version from Hollywood! Its just one absurd and ridiculous work after another! Please do everybody a favor and stop doing this bs craps!!!
The Hurt Locker (2008)
What a boring piece of crap!!!
I just watched for about an hour and then I gave up... It was a total mess, completely dull and pointless!
Twin Peaks (1990)
Keep the original if you have it!
These remastered bs just makes up things that just werent there!
Skyscraper (2018)
Tower inferno vs die hard
Well what could you say... It kinda sucks! Lame, bad plot, bad acting, full of bs and a mix of clichés and remakes... Next!
Drive (2011)
What a waste of time!!!
This has to be one of the worst movies ever!! People should be punished for making such a crap! How does anyone put money in this kind of stuff?! And this is to complete the 10 lines of the comment. And this is to complete the 10 lines of the comment. And this is to complete the 10 lines of the comment. And this is to complete the 10 lines of the comment. And this is to complete the 10 lines of the comment. And this is to complete the 10 lines of the comment. And this is to complete the 10 lines of the comment.And this is to complete the 10 lines of the comment.And this is to complete the 10 lines of the comment.And this is to complete the 10 lines of the comment.And this is to complete the 10 lines of the comment.And this is to complete the 10 lines of the comment.And this is to complete the 10 lines of the comment.