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5/10
A Yeti By Any Other Name
gavin69425 December 2012
People disappear every year out in the Canadian wilderness -- however, this year is different. This year something is increasing the body count...

Jason London is the reason I wanted to watch this film. And sadly, he was probably the best actor in the movie. (And without the weird personal baggage of his brother Jeremy... though I prefer Jeremy.) Too bad his role is so small.

The father is bit melodramatic and has an acting style that would probably work better on the ABC Family channel than in a cheesy horror film.

I have to give credit to the special effects, because there really are not any. And that makes me happy, because I would rather see a cheesy suit than a cheesy computer effect. And, even better, the suit is on screen a minimum amount of time.
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3/10
Lame, but I have seen worse
TheLittleSongbird4 April 2012
In all honesty I wasn't expecting much, and once again I didn't get much. Certainly I have seen much worse than Snow Beast, but overall I found it lame, with the only really good attributes being the scenery and John Schneider's performance. The effects are really not very good, the creature of the title is cheap looking, restricted in movement and not very menacing or terrifying at all. The script is cheesy and aimless, the story reeks of predictability, the pace is overly-languid and dull, not helped by the too-talky nature of some scenes, and the other actors look wooden, unsurprisingly unable to do anything to their uninteresting and stereotypical characters.

All in all, not the worst film I've seen, but lame with not much point to it. 3/10 Bethany Cox
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5/10
Something is lurking in the Canadian mountains...
paul_haakonsen13 September 2013
Given the overall rating that "Snow Beast" had received here on IMDb, it was with some hesitation that I decided to watch this movie. And the sole purpose of purchasing it was simply because after having seen Danielle Chuchran in "SAGA: Curse of the Shadow" then I wanted to watch some of her previous work.

Well, with "Snow Beast", then you know exactly what you are in for. And true enough, the movie delivers exactly that, and does so without even a single surprise along the way. But despite its predictability, then "Snow Beast" was still an enjoyable movie to watch. It is one of those cheesy and campy pseudo-horror movies that we all indulge in once in a while and most of us don't admit to.

The story is about a group of scientists who trek deep into the Canadian mountains to study lynxes in the wild. However, when they arrive there, the lynxes are gone, and the scientists come face to face with a ferocious man-like beast, reminiscent of the mythical Yeti.

Campy, cheesy and dim-witted, yes, the movie delivers on every account. But still, it managed to captivate me and hold me all the way to the very end.

There were some mistakes here and there, sure. Such as the feet of the snow beast were painstakingly molded latex in the shape of feet fitted upon shoes. The toes were not even parted or moving separately. And the avalanche scene, well that has to be seen to be believe. It was just bad. And something puzzled me beyond mortal comprehension; why would a scientist venture out into the frozen mountains alone, knowing very well that a deadly creature was lurking out there, and arming herself with a camera and a tranquilizer gun - which was conveniently left behind in the car. It was stupidity on a level where even the most of stupid people would go "wait, what did she just do?"

The characters in the movie were detailed and nicely portrayed, and the people hired for the various roles were doing good jobs in acting.

If you enjoy campy horror, then "Snow Beast" is most definitely worth a watch.
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2/10
A bad remake of a decent 70's film
mbwossie28 October 2011
Since the original film was released back in the 1970s major advances in special effects have bought some truly brilliant films.

Unfortunately the man in a furry coat does not advertise these said advances.

The slow motion sequences do add to the feel of the film - slow.

I am torn as to why this film fails to deliver - maybe it is the wooden acting, a script so predictably awful that is borders on the comic or the attempt to bring horror with monster slippers? Whatever the reason I just regret not using the hour and a half to do something more enjoyable - such as filling in my tax return.
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2/10
Hunt Left Behind
wes-connors18 August 2013
In the Canadian wilderness, furry white "Snow Beast" attacks a young man while snow-boarding. Unaware of the precise danger, animal researcher John Schneider (as Jim Harwood) arrives to investigate. When the next attack occurs, you'll know before it happens. Also predictable is the subplot involving Mr. Schneider and his ungrateful teenage daughter Danielle Chuchran (as Emmy)...

Schneider handles the acting assignment well. However, all is lost when he appears to forget all about his friend Paul D. Hunt (as Rob) and leaves him in a cave. Making this particular scene even worse is the fact that Schneider momentarily wants to save a dead woman over his living friend. In a serious story-telling error, the hatred for Mr. Hunt's very likable character is never explained.

** Snow Beast (10/4/11) Brian Borough ~ John Schneider, Danielle Chuchran, Paul D. Hunt, Jason London
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Beastly Bad
viligeidiot9 November 2011
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Wow was this ever bad. From terrible acting to the recycled beast face from The Fifth Element (a GOOD movie) stuck onto a shag carpet man-suit to the insanely moronic behaviour of the characters that I can only assume had to do the things they did because they were in the script as nobody could even imagine being that stupid.

Stupidity in no particular order.... snowmobile gets trashed by some 'big hairy thing' but we'll check it in the morning, not leave... record film of giant hairy beast CLEARLY from multiple angles via remote cameras but no one can tell what it is 'it's a thing'... have run in with beast and get away back to cottage but we'll leave in the morning even though we're scared senseless... one person awakes really early before they take off so they can go look for Beast, leaves tranq gun in car because, well, why not?... bring bait to distract Beast but instead of a bag, drag it on a garbage can lid on a rope for miles... and on and on.

At one point in the movie, you can see the opening the 'actor' uses to get into the suit... they didn't even try to hide it, just let it look like a really bad stripe down is carpeted back.

Avoid like it as if it WERE a Beast trying to hunt you down!! unless you're going to make it a drinking game where you have one every time someone does something stupid or the daughter pouts... you should be plastered by the end.
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5/10
Pretty average movie
bledrules1 March 2021
I've seen worse and I've seen better The acting is ok but the creature was pretty bad
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4/10
You've seen this before
BakuryuuTyranno8 February 2012
Quite some runtime has focus on the daughter and father, on their dysfunctional relationship. Will they fix their relationship? Well guess - you won't get it wrong.

A yeti runs amok, killing senselessly, most likely because the characters aside from our main four blatantly don't matter, and don't contribute much aside from... actually, with most kills occurring offscreen the "body count" characters don't really add anything and receive little screen time.

An unambitious creature feature, "Snow Beast" has nothing for anyone with experience watching creature features.
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3/10
Pitiful remake
Leofwine_draca29 July 2014
SNOW BEAST is the low-budget remake of a '70s creature flick I saw and enjoyed years ago. The difference being that the 1970s version was a proper film, whereas this is a shamelessly silly B-movie that lacks a proper script and the kind of money to make a film that even slightly resembles the earlier version.

Instead, we're bogged down in SyFy Channel territory, with only a handful of cast members and a film that takes place in a single location for the most part. While I enjoyed the icy Canadian backdrop of the story, for the most part this film focuses on a father/daughter relationship which includes one of the most irritatingly obnoxious characters ever...can't we ever have one normal, friendly teenage character in a film for a change?

Spliced into these shenanigans are some tame kills committed by some kind of yeti, although when you see the costume (which looks like something somebody would wear at Halloween) you'll be laughing rather than screaming. The PG-13 rating hurts this one a lot, and you'd hardly be tuning in just to see the cast, either. John Schneider has form battling monsters (having appeared in LAKE PLACID 2, which, while bad, was a lot better than this) but the appearance of Jason London (JASON AND THE ARGONAUTS) makes you wonder what happened to the guy's career for him to be forced to appear in this dreck.
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3/10
Good cast but bad direction, so predictable
Talonrock21 January 2012
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The cast is good but the writing and direction is so predictable. In the original Snowbeast 1977, you didn't see the beast until the very end so you never knew what it looked like. It made it more interesting. This snowbeast is fully seen right from the start. It's so predictable that he pops up right beside you each time even to the bitter end. Smaller cast than (less carnage) the original so not as many background actors which shows off the cheap budget. Overall less imaginative. The Snowbeast costume is well done. The special effects are very lack luster. If you have not seen the original, skip this one, you're not missing anything.
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2/10
No Movie you have to see
tom-bartsch-255-4547752 January 2012
I think this was one of the most boring movies I ever saw. No good special effects and a boring story. This movie must have been very cheap. This was like this old Chinese or Japanese Godzilla movies. A human in a low priced costume and a low priced film location. That's why the movie appears not be scary rather a little bit funny. I don't know if the movie is able to get someone scared except a little kid who doesn't be allowed to watch this movie. Always they take a weapon they don't load it until the beast stands in front of them. Why it is so necessary to be so unprepared if you know that there is a dangerous creature which waits to kill you? The way the beast kills people is always unspectacular. I don't like the dialogs. They are unpretentious from my opinion.
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10/10
Exceptional
sghess18 August 2013
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This movie is AWESOME!!! It is the film by which I will judge all future low-budget movies on the SciFi channel or Lifetime Network. John Schneider excels in his role as a walking corpse. And the Snow Beast itself is just plain ORNERY!! The acting is unique. The story line is unique. I especially enjoyed the complete disregard for the discovery of a body. The lack of interest by the police in an animal that vandalizes snowmobiles was also a new twist that I particularly enjoyed. And it was profoundly disturbing that the field biologists (the central characters) mistook the Snow Beast for "a bear - but I'm not sure which species". These were very bad biologists indeed. And frankly the Snow Beast wasn't much of a snow beast if it couldn't even catch up to field biologists running through snow drifts. in summary, this movie is NOT TO BE MISSED.
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7/10
Not effects heavy, which is a good thing
eagilmore1512 August 2012
I had never heard of this movie and was a bit hesitant about watching it, thinking that this would be just another movie loaded down with lame digital special effects. I decided I'd record it on my DVR while I was at work and watch it the next day. I've actually never been this glad to be wrong about a movie. I was happy to see a monster movie that used good, old fashioned real effects instead of relying only on digital effects. Of course, the effects don't really make up for the predictability of the film. It was just a little too easy to figure out which characters would survive until the end and which ones would end up dead. Overall, not a totally awful movie, but not one I'd pay money to see.
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1/10
snow monster behaving badly
sybolt_hoitinga27 April 2021
There is a wise lesson to be learned from this movie. Whenever you are in some precarious or dangerous situation, you should never let some hollywood actor take control and make the decisions. He is bound to do exactly the opposite of what is sound.
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1/10
Horrible
allens79313 May 2014
I recently watched this film on the TV the other day. This, without a doubt has got to be the worst film I have ever seen. It must have had a budget of $5,000 and edited with Windows Movie Maker that's how poor it was. The 'yeti' costume was extremely poor and you could easily tell that it was just a guy in the suit wearing a cheap Halloween mask which seemed to shake whenever the 'yeti' roared. Not to sure who gave them the funding for this, but wow... 1/10 film for me. The worst film I have seen in my life and I have seen some bad films. I just hope for the love of god that they do not make another edition of this as it will be extremely cringe worthy and painful to watch. So, so bad!
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3/10
As if the 'beast' wrote the screenplay!
stevepat995 June 2017
I was tempted to abort this movie but plowed ahead just to see how these OK actors were dealing with a mostly nonsensical script. Best example: Lead scientist Jim (Schneider) tells everyone 'I'll take the snow mobile to the ranger station to get help'(the trip would be hugely dangerous). As he leaves he turns and says, 'meanwhile call the ranger station and tell them I'm coming.' I'm scratching my head... why go when you can call and ask for the rangers to send help?

See Beastley's review...spot on!

The group stares at great video, from their remote cameras, clearly showing a yetti or Abominable Snowman prancing around. Clear as day. It takes five minutes of like, what can that be? A bear standing up? Yada yada.... till Rob finally says...looks like a Yetti to which Jim says.... naw they're in the Himalayas. As if this scientist is clueless of hundreds of sightings in North America. Emmy goes out alone to photograph the beast, knowing it has killed people, taking a tranquilizer gun and promptly leaves the gun on her car seat.

Father and daughter doing high fives minutes after major tragedy has occurred. No explanation of why their beastly videos did not survive. Next, a hugely tall powerful beast that is too weak to break down a door.

Rob stares at a huge pool of blood and does not mention it to Jim who is several feet away. Two men go out to find Emmy and take no weapons of any kind.

I have rarely seen such a defective script. It left me rooting for the beast.
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2/10
The snow beast
casablancavic19 February 2021
The snow beast looked fake.

I've come across many snow beasts in my years living in Canada - and none have looked as fake as this snow beast.

A REAL snow beast will not walk like a man, it will hunch over and walk like a chimpor an ape.

A real snow beast will not grown before making an attack.

A real snow beast has a mouth that moves - whereas the snow beast in this movie doesn't move it's mouth.

A real snow beast has darker fur and is not so clean.

The director didn't do enough research into what an actual snow beast looks like and acts like.
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4/10
Snowy
morrison-dylan-fan21 October 2018
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Near the end of October 2017 I picked up a box set with a trio of Syi-Fi Channel Creature Features/Monster movie flicks,and was surprised to find Swamp Shark pretty fun. Holding the other 2 in the set back for viewing the next October,I got set to get snowed in.

View on the film:

Backed by an ill-fittingly jaunty score by Michael Shumway, director Brian Brough & cinematographer Ephraim Smith at first give the creature some teeth by only offering brief glimpses of the monster darting past the camera and blurred first person shots, before tearing the next victims face off. Shoving this restrain aside far too early, Shumway reveals the Snow Beast with close-ups on the horribly cheap looking rubber mask. Later working on non-Horror flicks with Brough, the script by Brittany Wiscombe spends most of the time not building up fear of the beast, but following a sickly twee family trying to bond. Taking on the beast, John Schneider gives the flick a much-needed chunk of gruff, as he grumbles on being snowed in with the Snow Beast.
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1/10
Pathetic
adonnaru19 February 2023
The idiots that make these movies should try depicting how something like this storyline goes a bit more realistic. I think we should study it then gets killed dah. Lead actor gets clobbered and little daughter all brave I'm going after it, please. So hammy it's ridiculous an insult to our intelligence .

Who the heck could do what they are trying to show us and not even have a firearm for protection. Even better no way of even contactibg civilization to get help. I know it's fiction but everything in is so cliche and pretty pathetic.

Can't wait for the sequel haha when snow beast's offspring come back for revenge. LOL.
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2/10
Cliché
Aba7428 August 2020
This is a movie where actors need to pay their rent. Not only is the script lame, the acting is sub par. This movie makes you want to scream at telly because the actors do incredible stupid things. Skip this one.
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1/10
This Beast lacks fangs!
Forca8430 July 2021
I'm a lover of B movies and cheese... For what it was the original 70's movie was a fun campy romp. This however was not... Somehow they managed to suck all the fun out of the plot. And focused on just a few dull characters. No gore, no fun set up, no thrills or chills. It commits the ultimate sin of a B movie... It's not fun! I don't know if it was the budget or what happened here. Compared to the original it's a disappointment. I've seen more entertaining Syfy channel movies. And that's really saying something.
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10/10
An Instant Classic
ben_noonanafc17 March 2012
Every now and again a film comes along with the potential to change lives. Snow Beast is that film. Superb acting, a gripping plot, and shocks that will have you vacating your bowls left right and center.

The horror genre may well have been reinvented; the pacing is that meticulous that every other horror film looks worse than a guy that has just been savaged by Snow Beast, which is pretty terrible. If you don't own this on DVD, buy it now. The director deserves special credit for reworking a classic like the original and managing to keep the charm of the original while still adding some special effects that are, to put it mildly, mind-blowing.

You won't regret watching this, and, thanks to the mighty Snow Beast, you will never look at movies in the same way again. In fact, Snow Beast makes Alien and Predator look like the local dorks, and most other horror films will now look comical, they are so much less terrifying than this glorious masterpiece.
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6/10
Yeti in the Rockies
Wuchakk14 March 2014
"Snowbeast" is a 2011 TV remake of the 1977 TV film of the same name. This one stars John Schneider.

The titular monster is a yeti, basically a bigfoot that lives high in the snowy mountains. In the original film the snowbeast was hanging around Crested Butte ski resort, Colorado, which is where the film was shot; this remake largely takes place around a posh cabin in the Canadian Rockies. A ski resort is nearby but you'll barely see it. The original movie ripped-off the plot of "Jaws" verbatim and just relocated it to a ski resort while this remake throws out most of the "Jaws" similarities.

The yeti in the original looked quite good for a TV film from 1977, nice and malevolent. I suppose it helped that you hardly got to see the creature. Less is more, as they say.

Which brings us to the main problem with this remake: The yeti is fully seen early on and continues to appear throughout the rest of the film. This wouldn't be a problem if the monster costume was convincing, but that's not the case. The head and face look good, especially the eyes and mouth - very monstrous - but the rest of the costume looks really fake. The body of fur just doesn't look real or lived-in. In fact, it looks like the beast just came from the dry cleaners. Couldn't the producers have spent another grand on the title creature's appearance?

But the cast is good and likable. John Schneider plays a scientist studying lynx in Canada. He brings two colleagues and his daughter from Florida. Meanwhile, the local police department investigates a couple cases of missing persons that, of course, lead to the beast.

For some reason, Schneider is perfect for these types of roles. He's just an all-around quality protagonist. Jason London is also on hand as one of the policeman.

Another big plus are the two women: Danielle Chuchran, who plays Schneider's teen daughter Emmy, and Kari Hawker, who plays Schneider's young brunette colleague, Marci, with whom he seems to have a (mutual) interest. Each is totally gorgeous in different ways.

The snowy Rocky Mountain locations are another plus; very scenic.

CONCLUSION: Both films are about the same quality, although the original version loses points for being a wholesale rip-off of "Jaws." Each were made as traditional monster movies and are therefore pleasantly derivative. In other words, don't look for originality or cutting edge cinema, just enjoy them for what they are. The only major flaw of this remake is the fake-looking fur suit of the creature, which engenders laughs more than frights (although, again, the head & face look good). The plot is much thinner than the original, but the story is somehow less boring, which indicates solid storytelling or maybe they hooked me in with the likable cast. Probably both.

GRADE: C+ or B-
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1/10
Pathetic, and it's not the actors fault.
xxxxxxxxski10 April 2020
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To be honest I wasn't watching this to see A-list actors however, the acting was good for what it was. However, when the small snowmobile rolls away at idle and then this is what triggers what seams like a small thermonuclear device!! What the fxxx were they thinking. I turned if off at that spot, I want my 60 min back!!
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1/10
sometimes even a bad movie can be very bad, nothing to save it !
tomkrieps3 February 2012
Sometimes bad movies are fun to watch as there is unwanted comedy in them. Not in this one though. Why i do not know but it fails to be anything but BAD. not funny not scary not even ridiculous, just bad. The actors seem lost, the scenery seems to come from acquired footage from the Tourist Information bureau of a ski resort. So bad actually they decided that it should be in Canada, probably to escape the shame of being in the US. No storyline, no logic, nothing. A monster runs around, but nobody informs the authorities. The actors are so bad that you get the feeling they hired them straight from the slopes of a Ski Resort! "hey guys, anyone interested in playing in a horror movie?" the two Canadian Park Rangers are so dumb they only qualify as monster food. The women fall down and twist an ankle, the truck does not start, the key does not fit the ignition.I could go on and on. I only wonder who pays for such a crap. these films remind me of the cars that the industry produces for the rental companies, nobody really wants them but they are there. go on and rent them, you morons!
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